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karissaeb:

myresin:

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month

lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

awwww-cute:

Everyday he grabs a stick a few feet from the door and carries it for the whole walk

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

Grimes performing @ Budwieser Made In America
August 31, 2014. Philadelphia
Photo by David Maialett for Philly.com

disneyisinmyblood:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

This was badass

I didn’t get it until I was older

How did you not get this the first time?

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

brianmichaelbendis:

Stan Lee And Spider-Man

weloveblackgirls:

bootyscientist:

lilcoffee:

blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

LMFAOOOO

somebody bail me out iont know what the fuck dis mean

^same

lol

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