I want to do adult things with you
*moans* pay the mortgage
*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month
sidechick: did u see the pic?
me: what pic?
sidechick: the one of us I put on insta
Everyday he grabs a stick a few feet from the door and carries it for the whole walk
ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE
he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse.
he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education
Grimes performing @ Budwieser Made In America
August 31, 2014. Philadelphia
Photo by David Maialett for Philly.com